A Violent Passion

I'm violently passionate about coloring!

And all I want to do is color a banana with a top hat on right now!

But it's okay, I'll wait, I have self control, but I'm going to wait like

I wait for the toast in the morning: VIOLENTLY!

Or like I wait for my coffee to cool down:

ALSO VIOLENTLY!

I'll scald my tongue:

VIOLENTLY!

And then I'll eat my oatmeal:

VIOLENTLY!

And it will be dribbling out the side of my mouth because I just burnt my tongue.

I'll walk to school, with a violent swagger,

and I'll shoot change at the toll booth lady

with a pistol, I'll even go to the movies,

with a coloring book and violently color in the aisles!

Because nobody understands how I feel!

I'm violently passionate about coloring,

and nobody will teach me how to draw,

and that wouldn't be such a bad thing,

but there are only so many coloring books

that showcase bananas wearing top hats.