Committing Crime!

Dunkin Donuts Dumpster Dive.

I almost didn't make it

out of this one alive.

First we turned the car off,

then we scouted out a path,

but then it sucked

because I had to jump

into the dumpster after

that.

I was like “Awww, gross, a dumpster!”

and I distinctly remember landing funny,

sort of backwards on my spine,

and I remember thinking to myself:

“This place smells like a years worth of crusty old bagels,”

“I can't believe I'm crouching in a dumpster

and it's only like 7:49.”

Then the cops showed up,

like a minute later too,

so I guess we never really had a chance,

and as the man with the shades

grabbed my friend in a daze,

I sugared and creamed my pants.