my roommate came home early.
I was feeling lackadaisical
my roommate was looking rather surly.
I asked him what was up,
I said, "Why do you look so cross?"
He was standing by the fridge,
So I asked, "Are we out applesauce?"
He said, "Hey bro, did you eat my olives?"
"I won't be mad, just tell me the truth."
I said okay, "I ate your olives."
So he punched me...
in the throat.
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