and I haven't even eaten ham salad.
I have ham salad for lunch, sure,
who doesn't? But it's 6:30 A.M.
You know who likes ham salad?
Everyone.
You know who likes smelling ham salad?
Nobody. It's gross.
It looks like brains, but it smells stupid,
like those smells you take the trash
out with.
Bad associations smell like ham salad,
ham salad wafts through nightmares
like guys with daggers.
Ham salad is the stuff Tim Curry
sold the movie "It" with
when he was promoting
"It" back when "It" was popular.
"Buy "It" on Lazer Disc,
get some free ham salad,"
that's what he said;
Ham Salad.
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