When you're entering my house:
be sure to take your shoes off at the door.
When your're entering my house:
you must make it your goal to not get mud on the floor.
When you're entering my house:
the cheese and meat platters are indefinitely stocked.
When you're entering my house:
the window on the veranda is never locked.
When you're entering my house:
the band plays at two in my brand new garage.
When you're entering my house:
imagine a post-industrial-bachelor-beaver-lodge.
When you're entering my house:
don't touch the vase, it's insured, and I'll sue.
But you're not entering my house:
because you didn't take off your shoes.
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