Dildo In The Middle Of The Road

I found a dildo in the middle of the road,
how'd it get there?

A dildo, just a sittin' in the road,
how'd it get there?

Just a dildo in the road,
a purple chode just a sittin' in the road,
I found a purple dildo,
in the middle,
of the road.

How'd it get there?

What a story, this old dick,
and who the hell would believe it?
Look at the neighbors, they all look sick,
and they all want me to retrieve it?

Well "okay" I say, I'll get this dong,
I'll do what I am told,
because I'd be remiss
and my neighbors pissed
over just a little dildo in the road.