Marshmallow Squares

Potato smiles,
marshmallow squares,
I'm almost as awkward as
panties on a bear.

Do The Bill Cosby

Do the Bill Cosby,
or whoever that guy was
that played Bill Cosby
on the Cosby Show.
Though, I have to warn you
it's the hardest dance I've tried.

You really have to concentrate-
like to the extent that your
entire face will be sweating.
Make believe your studying
for the BAR exam, and then
actually study for it,
because doing the Bill Cosby
requires intense legal action
to perform.

I've tried doing the Bill Cosby
my entire life, and I've only ever
done half of it.

I have heard, however, that
finishing it leaves you
subtlety bold and amazingly
enlightened, as if you've
gazed into some higher
beings book of dances
and you've stolen his
choreography.
It's even better than the Fox Trot.

I'd compare doing the Bill Cosby
to a pilgrimage into a rainforest
where uncertainty
and waterfalls chocolate pudding
are the only highlights and afterwards
you come home with a rash;
it's that time time consuming.

And like a jungle adventure
it's for everyone.
So just say "Hi" to the children,
let loose a big fart,
and flail your little arms around.
Do the Bill Cosby.

Things Are What You Make Of Them

If bandits steal your wallet be thankful for what you love,
because even if they park their car on your chest
you'll at least have a view of the starry sky above.